merlin:

beefranck:

thesemicullen:

Sausage gravy dispenser is the height of culinary achievement.

Sometimes the world is so goddamn beautiful.

Please never show this to John Roderick.

Begging here.

Everyone: PLEASE DO show this to @johnroderick.

Maybe he will get on Tumblr.

That is all.

neil-gaiman:

I mentioned to the remarkable Amanda Palmer (currently about to do some small practice gigs with her new band then record a new album in Melbourne, Australia) that I wished there was someone who’d magically show up and make me a cup of tea or who I could have dinner with. It’s the sort of thing…

A typically mad and passionate scheme from Mr Gaiman

brettgelman:

You think you’re hard core huh?

Via Brett Gelman, who is AMONG THE BEST

This should have gone out yesterday. I APOLOGIZE ALREADY.

Attention @letsgetshort: look at what one member of the Morris, MN audience brought me.

Minnesotans, If you can’t make it to Morris, MN tonight (and I know you can’t), you can see my Daily Show colleague @paulmecurio at the House of Comedy.

Ok, Internet friends. You were right. Pita Pit is pretty great. But heed my warning—you do not need to order EXTRA felafel. I guess I’m just used to Massachusetts portions.

You monsters.

Lunch update at the Mall of America.

Mall of America—after taking in the Princess Diana exhibit and celebrating her tragic grace and humanitarian legacy, why not walk across the hall to Hooters?