Let me break it down for you. Everyone loves bacon. Saying you love bacon is like saying you love chocolate. It’s like saying Meryl Streep is a good actress. It’s like saying that you masturbate (if you’re a man) or that get PMS (if you’re a woman) …. Being crazy for bacon does not make you special or interesting, it makes you a person with a tongue. That is all.
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I REGRET THE NON-BLESSEDNESS of this post, but I must interrupt to award the BEST NON-THIS-BLOG USE OF “THAT IS ALL” 2011 TO: GAWKER, for hate-luminating not only the laziness of CLICHE in general, but also the specifically loathsome trend of defining your personality based on what you happen to shove in your mouth. Read the full entry HERE. |
