HERE ARE SOME PLACES where I, JOHN HODGMAN, will be appearing in real life. 

—IN LA, THE CITY OF THE (PLURAL) ANGELS

ON FRIDAY, MARCH 2, at 8:30PM, I will RETURN to Largo, THE STAGE OF DREAMS, to speak to you again about wine, sports, and the end of the world. 

TICKETS are available HERE. 

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—GOOD MORNING: TUCSON

ON SATURDAY, MARCH 3, I shall travel to TUCSON, AZ in order to speak to those people there at the RIALTO THEATER at 8PM. 

I CAN NOW ANNOUNCE that in Tucson I will be joined by the famous rock star, genius, and actual former rail-riding hobo, MR. JOHN RODERICK. 

TICKETS and other details may be found HERE. 

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—STATE COLLEGE: A TOWN THAT IS ACTUALLY NAMED THAT

ON FRIDAY, MARCH 16, I will be presenting EXPERTISE at the State Theater in “STATE COLLEGE, PA.”

I cannot wait to talk about football there. 

DETAILS AND TICKETS for this event will eventually be found HERE. 

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—MINNEAPOLIS AKA “THE DOMINANT TWIN” 

ON THURSDAY, MARCH 29, I will be presenting various AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE at the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis, MN at 8PM. 

I CAN NOW ANNOUNCE that here in Minneapolis, as well as all my stops in the M towns of the Midwest (Madison, Milwaukee, and Mchicago), I will be joined by the great BILL CORBETT and KEVIN MURPHY, of RiffTrax and MST3K fame. This is going to be AMUSING FOR ALL!

TICKETS may be purchased HERE.

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—MADISON, WISCONSIN: WHERE I HAVE NEVER BEEN

ON FRIDAY, MARCH 30, I will be presenting EVEN MORE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE at the Majestic Theater in Madison, WI at 8PM. 

NOW with 100 percent MORE CORBETT AND MURPHY!

TICKETS may be purchased HERE.

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—MILWAUKEE: WHERE I HAVE BEEN EXACTLY ONCE

ON SATURDAY, MARCH 31, guess what MILWAUKEEANS? I am coming to speak to you at the Turner Hall Ballroom at some time in the evening. 

I WILL ALSO BE JOINED by CORBETT AND MURPHY!

SUCH DETAILS and tickets may be found HERE. 

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—THE FICTIONAL CITY OF CHICAGO

ON SUNDAY, APRIL 1, I will visit the brand new UP theater within the world famous SECOND CITY compound and speak to the fictional citizens of fictional Chicago ONCE MORE. 

If you missed my visit last November, now is a time to make amends. If you saw it, I guarantee some (BUT NOT ALL) new material, more and more Malort, and of course: CORBETT AND MURPHY.

This will happen at the UP in Piper’s Alley, 230 W. North Ave., at 8:30PM. 

Tickets are now available HERE.

That is all.